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Author Topic: Political Joke  (Read 2260 times)

renluop

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Political Joke
« on: May 01, 2015, 09:43:45 AM »

 Another on from a friend.


As we approach the next general election .............. just keep this
 in mind when choosing your local idiot ...........
 
 
 While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand
 was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
 up a conversation with the old man.
 Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our
 leaders.
 The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post
 Tortoises'.'
 Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
 tortoise' was.
 The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
 come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a
 post tortoise."
 The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
 continued to explain.
 “You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
 there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated
 beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb
 xxxx put him up there to begin with."
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Re: Political Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2015, 11:06:48 AM »

 :lol:

... and poor toytoise  :'(
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Re: Political Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2015, 01:06:25 PM »

spot on  :lol:
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Re: Political Joke
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2015, 04:50:37 PM »

I haven't seen any of my potential "local idiots" but I have been slowly accumulating a stack of paper, printed with their verbiage, which has been pushed through the letter-slot in my front door.

It comes in handy for lining the bottom of my litter-tray . . .  ;)
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