Gentlefolk,
Then I'll begin, just to entertain you whilst awakening from your postprandial nap.
Those
privileged to have a VDSL broadband service provided by BT Retail might be interested in the following web-chat.
The link below leads to a PDF copy of the data I sent after the interminable for my Indian correspondent.
http://tinyurl.com/py84ve5Below is an anonymised version of the entire web-chat with India.
I have added the time passed during the "chat".
One interesting fact emerges that India is able to run diagnostic tests providing the VDSL modem's sync speed.
Kind regards,
Walter
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Time 10:41 on 29Sep2013
You are currently number 12 in the queue. You should be connected to an agent in about 02:04. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 02:28.
You are currently number 10 in the queue. You should be connected to an agent in about 02:38. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 03:35
You are currently number 10 in the queue. You should be connected to an agent in about 01:34. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 03:35.
You are currently number 10 in the queue. You should be connected to an agent in about 00:29. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 03:35.
You are currently number 10 in the queue. We apologise for the delay. We will assign you to an agent as soon as one is available. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 03:35.
Time 10:46
You are currently number 9 in the queue. We apologise for the delay. We will assign you to an agent as soon as one is available. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 04:24.
You are currently number 8 in the queue. We apologise for the delay. We will assign you to an agent as soon as one is available. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 05:17.
You are currently number 8 in the queue. We apologise for the delay. We will assign you to an agent as soon as one is available. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 04:57.
Time 10:51
You are currently number 7 in the queue. We apologise for the delay. We will assign you to an agent as soon as one is available. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 04:24.
You are currently number 5 in the queue. We apologise for the delay. We will assign you to an agent as soon as one is available. The average amount of time a customer has to wait is 05:01.
Time 10:53
Siddartha: Hello. I'm Siddartha. Thanks for that information, I'll check it and get back to you in a moment.
Siddartha: Hi.
Siddartha: Good Morning.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Hello Siddartha, I am Walter W helping my friend “Exasperated Infinity customer” with his VDSL fault.
Siddartha: Ok..
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The file VDSL Data 22-00 28Sep2013 01483nnnnnn.pdf (745.91KB) was received.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Please read the attached PDF file and then pass this to your level 2 help desk to arrange a BT Openreach MORNING appointment
Siddartha: I got it.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Splendid
Time 10:55
Siddartha: Mr. Walter W , As I am from the Level 1 desk and so I directly cannot pass your Case and I am sorry for it.
Siddartha: However, If you want then I can arrange a Call back for you from the Level 2 desk and you can speak to them.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Your other colleagues have done so, so please talk to your supervisor to transfer this case to your level 2 help desk
Siddartha: Let me check.
Exasperated Infinity customer: If necessary, I will accept a call back if it is done quickly on my home number which is 014383xxxxxx
Time 10:58
Siddartha: I understand that but I cannot see any open case.
Siddartha: The Call back is possible after couple of Hours.
Exasperated Infinity customer: I am asking you to open this case with the fault data I have provided you with.
Time 11:01
Siddartha: I can run some checks and then I can raise the case to Level 2 and they will call you after 24 and within 48 hours and then if it is necessary then they can appoint engineer.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Please run whatever tests that you wish and where you will see the line is capped with a download sync speed of 40 Mbps
Exasperated Infinity customer: A wait of that duration is quite unjustified and is unacceptable
Siddartha: I understand that but thats the policy which I have to follow otherwise they will reject the case.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Once you have completed your tests I shall be very grateful if you will talk to your level 2 colleagues immediately.
Siddartha: Ok.
Siddartha: Please assist me with the test but I cannot talk to them immediately.
Siddartha: they will not accept my call.
Exasperated Infinity customer: I have talked directly to level 2 help desk before so I would like you to bend the rules upon this occasion
Exasperated Infinity customer: Please carry on with your tests
Time 11:07
Siddartha: Is it possible to establish a wired connection with the home hub and with your computer via yellow ended ethernet cable ?
Exasperated Infinity customer: We have done precisely that.
Exasperated Infinity customer: The ECI modem is connected directly to the SSFP with the HH3 connected also to the modem.
Siddartha: Thanks
Exasperated Infinity customer: We have an ethernet cable from the HH3 to our laptop and have performed speed tests.
Time 11:11
Siddartha: While performing the test, I came to see that your speed at the point of sale was 55800 and you are getting a speed more then 40 meg.
Exasperated Infinity customer: I think you are talking about the sync speed and not throughput speed
Siddartha: Yes.
Siddartha: Mr. Walter, I suspect there is a fault in the network and I shall be raising this with my Network Fault Specialist Team. The team will call you within the next 48hrs, but this may be sooner depending on the nature of the fault. During this time please leave all equipment connected and powered on.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Thanks very much. Please try to get your level 2 help desk to call me soonest on 01483xxxxxx
Siddartha: I will try my level best but I cannot promise. I can try to bend the rules for the customers but when the involvement comes of another desk then you can understand that Mr. W that I am not sure about.
Exasperated Infinity customer: O.k.
Siddartha: The Fault Reference Number is VOL012-82292711xxx.
Exasperated Infinity customer: Excellent
Time: 11:19
Siddartha: Thanks
Siddartha: Bye Bye
Exasperated Infinity customer: bye bye
Siddartha: Bye
You have disconnected.
Time 11:22
TOTAL time on line 41 minutes