Topic: Tunes your dog can howl along to (Read 11717 times)

Astral · « **on:** August 31, 2006, 09:18:12 AM »

http://baetzler.de/humor/country_song_titles.html

Enjoy.

mr_chris · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:32:50 AM »

Hehe - that's funny...

I especially like this one:

"I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"

kitz · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:38:51 AM »

I thought they were making some of them up at first... I was thinking nooooooo surely not.

Theres certainly some weird ones in there

Astral · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:39:35 AM »

I like;

"If yer phone don't ring, you'll know it's me"

Astral · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:41:04 AM »

Roseway's a bit of a music buff. I bet he likes all of them

mr_chris · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:41:10 AM »

I think they're all real

Hehe, just seen the link at the bottom of that page: Do it yourself country and western lyrics

Now THOSE could definitely be real

kitz · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:45:18 AM »

maybe Im missing something... but this one had me puzzled

"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"

It is indeed real.... cant say much for the lyrics someone must have been on somthing when they wrote em
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/dickens-little-jimmy/may-the-bird-of-paradise-fly-up-your-nose-10376.html

Astral · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:46:29 AM »

That perplexed me too!

mr_chris · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:50:52 AM »

One word for that...

Oooo.... kay........

Astral · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2006, 11:53:17 AM »

Acksherly I think I get it now; it's saying why don't you go to "heaven"

kitz · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:14:00 PM »

lol.. yeah... more like go to hell

Astral · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:25:08 PM »

Precise(said in a poncy French accent)

kitz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:36:23 PM »

roseway · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:44:56 PM »

Quote from: kitz on August 31, 2006, 11:45:18 AM

maybe Im missing something... but this one had me puzzled

"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"

Just to please Astral, I actually remember that one. I also remember the one about chewing gum on the bedpost. But do I like them? No, I like real music.

Eric

Astral · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:48:35 PM »

Quote

No, I like real music.

Wot like Mantovani & James Last!

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