we'll have to create our own forum with just us in it typing enlessly about our adsl connections and trolls until our gray beards (yes ladies, you as well) are getting matted in our keyboards.
eventually we will all pass away and the final forumite will be be making witty comments to himself in the games section and answering his own queries in the hardware section delirious to the fact that he is the only one left .... until BT's Ella-u-know-wots shape his bandwidth to just a trickle of 5 bytes per day (thats including headers).
then after 57 years of solitude, his wife opens the office door and calls 'cup of cha love?' .... 'ahhhh .. yes please'.
The End