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AdrianH

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No tickets
« on: January 30, 2012, 06:59:05 PM »

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London ..

 A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

 The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
 "McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

 The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
 "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

 The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
 "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."
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burakkucat

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Re: No tickets
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 08:21:25 PM »

Hmm. It seems that the Irish always come last . . .  ::)
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scottiesmum

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Re: No tickets
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 09:23:58 PM »

 :lol:
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